Post by Iago on Mar 14, 2005 4:13:14 GMT
In an effort to raise at least an eyebrow here; I'm hoping to get more participation going. Please submit your racier verse, lyrics or short stories here.
Is it love that we seek from the beast with two backs
or do the rules of engagement provide for a truce
we adorn ourselves proper with color and scent
but the key to the hunt is who came and who went.
Why must we ply our new lover with drink
why is that laughter must soften the blow
a teasing, alluring passionate night
tis filled with pitfalls and unspeakable fright
Yet when love shall embrace and two become one
the rules of engagement still do apply
for an amourous night is not guaranteed
a beast with one back may be all that you need.
Is it love that we seek from the beast with two backs
or do the rules of engagement provide for a truce
we adorn ourselves proper with color and scent
but the key to the hunt is who came and who went.
Why must we ply our new lover with drink
why is that laughter must soften the blow
a teasing, alluring passionate night
tis filled with pitfalls and unspeakable fright
Yet when love shall embrace and two become one
the rules of engagement still do apply
for an amourous night is not guaranteed
a beast with one back may be all that you need.
How tacky. I wish I'd written it. 
