I'd love to be called Cathy and have a public announcement at a horse trial saying "Ladies and Gentleman please give a round of applause for Cathy who is today riding Heathcliffe". Also, when you get him in from the fields you can cry out "Heathcliffe, it's me, I'm Cathy, are you ready for your oats"? RA
;D Now that's funny..
"Fear me Doctor, I've killed hundreds of Timelords." "No, fear me, I killed them all.."