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Post by Al Truest on Mar 2, 2004 2:56:08 GMT
"Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over"
"Outta my way" commands the vet as he approaches with a bouquet of bamboo shoots.
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Post by Sven Golly on Mar 2, 2004 13:46:49 GMT
Is there a ring around Uranus? I hope not. But, from where I'm standing I can't tell.
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Post by strabley on Mar 2, 2004 22:01:38 GMT
Here's one I posted in Watching Storms some 12 or so years ago:
HUSBAND AND WIFE GET SEX CHANGES TO SAVE THEIR MARRIAGE Be running up that road, be running up that hill, with no problems...
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Post by Al Truest on Mar 3, 2004 0:32:55 GMT
"Include Your Children When You Bake Cookies".... Cook them 'til they're golden brown and gooey. ;D
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Post by Adey on Mar 3, 2004 1:25:19 GMT
In this thread you may not only post amusing or outrageous headlines from newspapers or magazines; you may also add commentary. Below I will list several that I found on one site. They are entertaining on their own, however, feel free to add your own comments to these.
"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"
Too much choirboy competition, they claim...
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Post by Adey on Mar 3, 2004 1:29:13 GMT
In this thread you may not only post amusing or outrageous headlines from newspapers or magazines; you may also add commentary. Below I will list several that I found on one site. They are entertaining on their own, however, feel free to add your own comments to these. "Prostitutes Appeal to Pope" but nuns are free... apologies to any Catholic members for these 2
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Post by Adey on Mar 3, 2004 1:37:52 GMT
In this thread you may not only post amusing or outrageous headlines from newspapers or magazines; you may also add commentary. Below I will list several that I found on one site. They are entertaining on their own, however, feel free to add your own comments to these. "Clinton Wins Budget, More Lies Ahead" "Hello Editor? You misquoted me, what I actually said was Clinton wins more head... "
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Post by strabley on Mar 3, 2004 7:05:00 GMT
Too much choirboy competition, they claim... Hey that's not nice! I am a Catholic! (j/k, actually I laughed out loud at that! ;D
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Post by strabley on Mar 3, 2004 7:12:29 GMT
but nuns are free... apologies to any Catholic members for these 2 I guess I should have read the rest of this before my Catholic rant, actually I am the first person to make fun of Catholics! (the pastor at "my church" {I don't go to church anymore} was arrested for molesting a boy. : Paul your 2 comments were [glow=yellow,2,300]HYSTERICAL!! ;D[/glow] and you get 100 points to hit a nun... ;D Adey, you have crossed my line! [glow=red,2,300]I[/glow]make the Catholic jokes around here! Just kidding, feel the love...
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Post by Sven Golly on Mar 7, 2004 0:03:55 GMT
This isn't really a headline, but I don't want this thread to die yet so in addition to headlines, please post pictures with added captions and or funny URL's with animation. as here: www.00fun.com/dancingbush.shtml
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Post by Sven Golly on Mar 7, 2004 3:03:15 GMT
Here are a few more genuine headlines. Child's stool great for use in garden.
Organ festival ends in smashing climax.
Squad helps dog bite victim.
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests.
Auto killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better.
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years.
Iraqi head seeks arms.
Child's stool great for use in garden. Who needs fertilizer when you've got all those dirty diapers.
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Post by Sven Golly on Mar 7, 2004 3:09:24 GMT
Squad helps dog bite victim.
Ee wuz bout to geht ehweigh 'til me and me squad elt 'm doawn. Said McElheney
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Post by Al Truest on Mar 7, 2004 10:03:12 GMT
Talk about harsh. ;D
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